tracy_coder (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} tracy_coder) wrote,@ 2008-04-30 21:03:00 |
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Hydeism
Hydeism Symptoms:
If you or a loved one suffer from hydeism do not a call a doctor because its not curable. Once infected you start to rapidly loose brain cells and your vocabulary is reduced to "OMG, hot, sex, die" . Being deprived of hyde will not cure you! It just makes it worse! So please dont even try.
Even though yourself or your loved one might not be able to complete a full sentence without saying hyde. I can assure you they are happier than they have ever been.
Hydeism Symptoms:
- Uncontrollable urge to say "OMG"
- Must buy everything that has the word hyde on it.
- Spend more money on hyde than food.
- The first thing you do in the morning is watch or listen to him.
- You think about him constantly.
- You wonder things like "would hyde like this" or "would hyde be proud of me because of this?"
- You have had sexual dreams of hyde.
- You daydream about him all day.
- You wish your name was megumi.
- You have more pictures of hyde tham family members.
- You carry a picture of hyde with you at all times.
If you or a loved one suffer from hydeism do not a call a doctor because its not curable. Once infected you start to rapidly loose brain cells and your vocabulary is reduced to "OMG, hot, sex, die" . Being deprived of hyde will not cure you! It just makes it worse! So please dont even try.
Even though yourself or your loved one might not be able to complete a full sentence without saying hyde. I can assure you they are happier than they have ever been.
